Is Rachel Cohen the absolute most Precious Princess of them all?
Or is she just the Catfish Queen of Desperate "Pick Me" Virtue Signaling?

A special analysis Coming Soon, featuring the Brand Equity Destruction experts of Rachel Cohen and Rachel Zegler.  Who else, after being on the receiving end of fantastic good luck, and then having invested loads of time and money, could destroy their careers in such flamboyant woke fashion?  Furthermore, why just squander wealth & opportunity when you can squander your youth too?  To be sure, Rachel Cohen is further along in that regard than Rachel Zegler, but their Biological Clocks been ticking like this!