Becoming MoFo Santa Pimp
Yo Dog, it's hard out there for a Santa Pimp. We #BigLaw Morrison Foerster Daddy's got to impress upon our girls the importance of work. How them bitches gonna self respect if they don't bring in the money? Show me the money!
Seeing how much we care about our #BigLaw MoFo reputation on the interweb; How much do you think we care about your case?
MoFo Christmas Empowerment, Satanic Sacrifice Style
You ain't livin' till they let you grab one by the horns and 'get even'. Sure, BigLaw's not so subtle pressure towards Abortion can be a heavy price if you think about it. So why think when you can just earn? I made Partner. Trust me, it don't matter to me if you never do!
Becoming MoFo Santa
You can't be giving Daddy his money if you're fat ass pregnant now, Can You? Of course not. So hurry your sweet ass up and abort that little conception and get back to billing them hours. You want respect in #BigLaw and you want to be a MoFo, start acting like one
MoFo Christmas
It's the most wonderful time ... of the year. Stuff it in baby, give me that money. More! More! Don't stop till I get enough cause your MoFo Daddy Larren Nashelsky is gonna get that money from you. Welcome to #BigLaw Holiday time
Becoming MoFo, cause Sometimes the clothes do not make the man!
Every dirtbag has his day, and the low life scum who beat there wives, or sleep with their sister in law, or trick naive young professional #WomenInLaw into having Abortions to feed the fee pyramid each have their own method of Becoming MoFo.
Seeing how much we care about our #BigLaw MoFo image, How much do you think we care about your case?
Normally, a #BigLaw firm wouldn't go out of its way to hire an admitted #WifeBeater
But when your profession's thinly veiled secret of illicit payments to Judges by quid pro quo hiring of them after their official service to de facto no-show jobs is on the line, you take one for the team. Because if there is any honor, it's Honor Among Thieves. And Jennifer Marines sure knows about taking one on the face now and then. Well the self-proclaimed MoFo's at Morrison Foerster are not your average image concession Mo-Fos, indeed.
Seeing how much we care about our #BigLaw MoFo image, How much do you think we care about your case?
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Morrison Foerster has worked quite hard in recent years to burst through the glass barricades and onto the pages of BankruptcyMisconduct.com Well, looks like you made it you greedy bastard MoFo's!
And to our eager readers, here's a quick set of links to jump to some of our fun pages about Misogyny Forced-Her, or whatever they're being called now:
You couldn't get a bigger bang out of a little chihuahua like Little Larry or Kim Jong-un - because nothing could ever be more fun than a barrel of ... well let's just call it a barrel.
You know you've really established a cult of personality when young women are eager to rip out their unborn children in order to get ahead.
There's nothing more On Point than some crooked MoFo's at Holiday time. You've gotta check out the evil immortals getting high on adreno-chrome here on Misogyny Foerster's Halloween 2020 page!
Abortion is a Business Revenue Stabilizer
- Viability Analysis ... developing
- MommyTrack Sanctions Motion ... developing
- De-Equitization = Cannabilism ... coming soon
- Getting Bitch-Slapped by Sanford Heisler as the knockout blow is held back ... coming soon
- MommyTrack Lawsuit ... coming soon
- Judge James Peck ... The wife beating Judge who escaped all of Me Too
- Billing like MoFo's ... coming soon
- Hirin' Rapists & WifeBeaters ... coming
Initially these MoFo wanna bees trolled our pages for dirt on other #BigLaw players like Jones Day. They read up on the details of Judge James Peck the #Wifebeater well before the controversy of the ill-advised hiring decision started to bloom like a fetid mushroom. Point is, we have no sorrow for this money grubbing dirtbag of firm. It seems Larren is making Stephen Brogan a role model of sorts, and like any eccentric artist is honing the quarks on a #DemiseWish of his own.
Judge James Peck, everybody's favorite #WifeBeating #RainMaker, is the glacier of ice cold content that will have us streaming about #MorrisonFoerster's hypocrisy & misogyny From Here To Eternity cause the cause is just Too Legit To Quit!
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