THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
'Twas the night before Christmas, when in the court house
Every trustee was hiding, the crimes of a louse
The fee apps were strung by false filings of fraud
Now see how the criminals dupe the old broad
Their Clients were hidden a wink by the Feds
Vile bizness these racketeers' immunity spreads
Judge Walrath like an Ostrich, Trustees hustled crap
Betrayals of Oath beget rule of law's nap
When out on a roof, there arose such a big noise
By prayers that some Fed will investigate eToys
Onward came the logo, it flew in a flash
Broke open the windows, and tore through the sash
Sunlight is the best, disinfectant we know
The truth is quite stubborn, the facts always show
When what special prosecutor soon shall appear
And shock job hunting Feds and the Neo-Mafia with fear
With a little corruption, some lawyers bend quick
We know what's at Oaktree, a gag ball for Dick
More greedy than Midas, for money they came
They are traitors, pretenders, and they have no shame
Now, DA, now Judges, now Paul Traub and Dreier
It's a Bankruptcy Ring, just desserts - ring of fire
Now cut your deal, cut your deal, cut your deal all
And like Marie Antoinette, scared syndicates fall
And Like snow that blows mad up a drug addicts nose
A fraud on the court - an enduring black rose
They fake love of law, when it's just love of money
Now angry with clenched fists, stuck in old pots of honey
False comfort they presumed, out of mind, when of sight
Happy Christmas for now, Next year brings the good fight
There is so much to say about this Christmas parody work of art. There are many bankruptcy "professionals" depicted in the video who already appear on the pages of BankruptcyMisconduct.com