Pierce Bainbridge
Every once in a while BankruptcyMisconduct learns of another BigLaw (or a Wannabe) firm that has a hunger so transparent that the gluttony deserves to be featured. And so it is with John Pierce's baby.
To be sure: it's OK to be very aggressive in litigation. But maybe it's not a good idea to employ the kind of Discovery "tactics" that Oaktree Capital saw their conflicted counsel Hennigan Bennett use in re Aureal? 'Cause Spoliation is never a good thing, even if it might have seemed that way after you snorted that line of coke. Then there is Document Fabrication too, but we digress ...
It's Just A 'Flesh Wound'
They say that De Nile ain't just a river in Egypt. Well, maybe that's denial. What kind of idiot attorney is so out of touch with reality that he's gotta make an even bigger ass out of himself, for the world to see? After countless rounds of defections reminiscent of the run on Dewey LeBoeuf (that was presaged in this site here) we find John M. Pierce himself trying to argue that his namesake firm Pierce Bainbridge didn't really just implode. It's like that Monty Python scene in "The Holy Grail" when the night had both arms and both legs cut off, yet proclaims: "It's Just A 'Flesh Wound". How many times does a City Slicker at the beach bob above the waves before sinking to the bottom, like the Italian Navy in WWII?
Did John M. Pierce zoom past Larren Nashelsky and implode his named firm before Larren the master misogynyst completed his implosion of Misogyny Foerster f/k/a Morrison Foerster?
BigLaw Self-Implosion Kooks: John Pierce and Larren Nashelsky if it ain't #Misogyny, it ain't us
What ever happened to Carolynn K. Beck? Maybe she's hooking up with Hunter Biden?
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