Becoming MoFo Santa Pimp

Becoming MoFo Santa Pimp Yo Dog, it's hard out there for a Santa Pimp.� We #BigLaw Morrison Foerster Daddy's got to impress upon our girls the importance of work. How them bitches gonna self respect if they don't bring in the money? Show me the money! Seeing how much we care about our #BigLaw MoFo reputation on the interweb; How much do you think we care about your case? �

MoFo Murder of the Innocents

MoFo Christmas Empowerment, Satanic Sacrifice Style You ain't livin' till they let you grab one by the horns and 'get even'.� Sure, BigLaw's not so subtle pressure towards Abortion can be a heavy price if you think about it. So why think when you can just earn? I made Partner. Trust me, it don't matter to me if you never do! �

Becoming MoFo Santa

Becoming MoFo Santa You can't be giving Daddy his money if you're fat ass pregnant now, Can You?� Of course not.� So hurry your sweet ass up and abort that little conception and get back to billing them hours. You want respect in #BigLaw and you want to be a MoFo, start acting like one �

MoFo Christmas

MoFo Christmas It's the most wonderful time ... of the year. Stuff it in baby, give me that money.� More! More! Don't stop till I get enough cause your MoFo Daddy Larren Nashelsky is gonna get that money from you. Welcome to #BigLaw Holiday time �

Becoming MoFo Wise Men

Becoming MoFo, cause Sometimes the clothes do not make the man! Every dirtbag has his day, and the low life scum who beat there wives, or sleep with their sister in law, or trick naive young professional #WomenInLaw into having Abortions to feed the fee pyramid each have their own method of Becoming MoFo. Seeing how much we care about our #BigLaw MoFo image, How much do you think we care about your case? �

Christmas Twinkie & Stinky

Normally, a #BigLaw firm wouldn't go out of its way to hire an admitted #WifeBeater But when your profession's thinly veiled secret of illicit payments to Judges by quid pro quo hiring of them after their official service to de facto no-show jobs is on the line, you take one for the team. Because if there is any honor, it's Honor Among Thieves. And Jennifer Marines sure knows about taking one on the face now and then. Well the self-proclaimed MoFo's at Morrison Foerster are not your average image concession Mo-Fos, indeed. Seeing how much we care about our #BigLaw MoFo image, How much do you think we care about your case?

Becoming MoFo Santa Pimp

MoFo Murder of the Innocents

Becoming MoFo Santa

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